For Sale: House-Trained Bison

Bullet the bison likes to spend her days rolling in the mud, lounging in the shade and walking around the house … and through the door, and down the hallway. Her owner, Karen Schoeve, doesn’t mind. It can be a nuisance sometimes, but Bullet is house-trained, so long as she doesn’t track mud inside. … But it’s almost time for Bullet to leave the house, for good this time. Two months ago, Schoeve put an ad on Craigslist: “TAME/HOUSEBROKEN BUFFALO COW — $5,950.”

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